2. Our whip-cream games! Mouthfuls of tasty fun!

3. Our provocative, panty-race, private parts exposing premier!

4. Our raffle ticket sales for our rectifying, remedial, arousing raffle-rub! A full body massage alone from all the girls!

5. Our slippery, sweet, sexy, sassy, salacious, saliva-inducing snail-trail race! Fun for the whole family!

6. Our tasty belly-button bar for body shots! Be sure to secure yourself & your bachelor a few of these treats!

7. Our world-renowned girly-girly show! It’s predetermined, predisposed, and predestined…to produce wood!

8. Our lovable, lust-inducing, lap dances ala carte! These too, are pretty much predicated… on producing wood!

9. We never send dogs! We only send hot, sexy, fun babes unlike our competition & their all-to-often, butt-ugly, disgusting crack-whores!

It's true, we have had shady, untruthful competitors in the past who have had a temporary office and catalog, whom have given a bad name to the idea of going into an office to pick out your girls!! One of them still exists today and will attempt to scare you from coming into our office!!

Why? Because they had established that exact bad reputation just a few years ago!!! Their show today is complete shit, they don't have an office or catalog, and if fact don't even live within 2000 miles of MINNEAPOLIS!!!! So of course, it's the only way they can compete!!!! They'll tell you to go to their website to pick out girls whom are not even their strippers!!! They are bullshit models and Vivid girls!!!!

So, if anyone tells you: "Don't go into an office, don't look at a photo catalog, don't put down money or sign a contract...blah, blah, blah", HANG UP ON THEM IMMEDIATELY!!! Do not be bamboozled by their bullshit way of trying to compete!!!! We are principle-centered and integrity-driven. We tell the truth in this company!!! We are the one, the only, AAA CLASSIC ENTERTAINERS The MINNESOTA Bachelor Party Giant!!! We've been in business, with an office & photo catalog and not a single no-show for over 25 years!! If your bachelor party is tonight and you feel like your sinking half way out to sea already, call us immediately and perhaps the "Queen Mary" can rescue you and your buddies bachelor party now!!!

EXPERIENCE herself is a tough, tough Teacher. In fact, she's a bitch from hell. She gives the exam or the test first, and the lesson afterwards!!! Fortunately, it will not be necessary to put all of your friends and the strippers through the pain of your inexperience!!! We'll help you as much as possible to prevent that. So, get excited and give us a call NOW!!!! 952-922-9599   or   612-781-3330

"THERE'S ALWAYS FREE CHEESE...IN A MOUSE TRAP!!!"
~ ~ ~ THE RODENT PROVERB